REDNECK GHOST STORY

A professor at the University of Oklahoma
is giving lecture on the supernatural. To get
a feel for his audience, he asks:

"How many people here believe in ghosts?"

About 90 students raise their hands.

"Well that's a good start. Out of those of
you who believe in ghosts, do any of you
think you've ever seen a ghost?"

About 40 students raise their hands.

"That's really good. I'm really glad you take
this seriously.Has anyone here ever talked to a
ghost?"

15 students raise their hands.

"That's a great response.

Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

3 students raise their hands.

"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one
question further.. Have any of you ever made
love to a ghost?"

One student, way in the back, raises his hand.

The professor is astonished. He takes off his
glasses, takes step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture,
no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost.
You've got to come up here and tell us about
your experience. "

The redneck student replies with a nod and
a grin, and begins to make his way up to the
podium. As he ambles slowly toward the podium,
the professor says,
"Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with
a ghost."

The student replies, "Ghost?!? Shiiiiiit...from way
back there I thought you said "Goats."